so, for those of you keeping up with and interested in my travels….here’s the dilly.
i spent the vast majority of my time in seattle strolling around the city, searching for hotties. no, i’m joking (although i am always open to hot-man-spotting…alas, most of the men i saw were clean shaven with nary a pair of carharrts in sight! wtf?). i did spend lots of time just walking around, trying to figure out whether i liked it or not (verdict is in: i’m headed out for good this summer).
i ate lots of tater tots, and other fried tastiness, all of which conspired to make me feel like shit. my addiction to onion rings one night led to my downfall, and i headed home (read: rushed home via taxi to get to the bathroom before a very bad accident occurred) before i ever got the chance to propose marriage to the sexy bartender at king’s in ballard.
i went to sephora for the first and second time in my life. inneresting. the lighting in that joint is purposely shitty, so that when you look at yourself in the mirror, the hideousness looking back at you makes you think you need to buy more makeup (duh) to cover it all up. sadly, i did look that bad, as a horrible case of ACNE rendered me nasty to myself and all those around me.
i also decided that it was time for me to adopt a fragrance, a signature scent (kit-kat wears anna sui and inspired me). i can’t stink like patchouli forever. after much debate, i settled on escape (for men) by calvin klein. the ladies stuff smelled like ass, and now i smell so good! i spray a little on my stinky underarms to mask the fact my deodorant barely works and the body hair i cultivate increases my chance of stench.
all in all, it was a good trip!
