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addicted March 13, 2008

Filed under: music — lalaliz @ 6:18 pm
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i am addicted/obsessed/overcome with love for bruce hornsby right now. in fact, “mandolin rain” has been playing on my ipod on repeat for the past 36 hours. loves it! cut and paste the link to enjoy this gem…

http://videos.matchdoctor.com/6719/Bruce_Hornsby_-_Mandolin_Rain.html

(too bad they’re playing the song in connection to one of the worst versions of pride and prejudice i have ever seen – booooooooo, keira knightley makes me want to stab myself each time i look at her scrunched up face)

god, why am i such a dork? seriously, bruce hornsby? i just can’t help myself!

also, i must have a thing for men named bruce…i love bruce springsteen (nothing beats ‘i’m on fire’ for good makeout music) and i totally lost my virginity a million years ago to some dude named bruce (*sigh* i should google him, but i’m sure the results would only disappoint me).

 

this is fucked up. March 13, 2008

Filed under: blabber,Uncategorized — lalaliz @ 2:36 pm
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Woman sits on boyfriend’s toilet for 2 years

Girlfriend was physically stuck to the seat — her skin had grown around it.

NESS CITY, Kan. – Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years, and they’re investigating whether she was mistreated.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman’s 36-year-old boyfriend.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

“She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,” he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

“I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it,” he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.”

Copyright 2008 The Associated Press.

 

 

 

because it’s hump day March 12, 2008

Filed under: the hotness — lalaliz @ 5:15 pm
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…and i totally want to hump him.

i heard he’s dating parker posey. i can’t believe he’s cheating on me! (for reals, when i was a young girl, i always said keanu was going to be my second or third husband…)

 

by definition March 12, 2008

Filed under: funny definitions — lalaliz @ 5:09 pm
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 1. expiration dating



 
To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

“I hear you started dating some new girl.”
“Yeah, but she’s moving across the country in a month, so we’re planning on breaking up.”
“A little expiration dating, eh?”

 

another blast from the past March 11, 2008

Filed under: my stuff,the hotness — lalaliz @ 1:59 am
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i used to dream about marrying him. i first fell in love watching “i know my first name is steven”. i think i was 7.

 

mushroom bisque recipe March 11, 2008

Filed under: food — lalaliz @ 1:48 am
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i made up a mushroom bisque recipe the other night, and i’ve had enough interest in it that i’m posting the recipe here. enjoy!

ingredients: mushrooms (baby bella), green onions, veggie broth, sour cream, half and half.

make it work: chop up the mushrooms and green onions, saute them in a large pot. after about 10-15 minutes (the mushrooms should be pretty soft and cooking down), add some veggie broth (maybe 2 or 3 cups) and let that simmer for 15-20 minutes. take about 3/4 of the soup and toss it into a food processor. puree it, then add it back to the pot. add about 1/2 cup half and half and 1/2 cup sour cream. mix well, then serve.

 

cupcake madness! March 11, 2008

Filed under: food — lalaliz @ 1:40 am
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i’ve decided to jump on the trendy cupcake bandwagon and start my own cupcake business. all this really means is that i’m going to make lots of tasty-flavored cupcakes for people i like. i’m open to all ideas for flavors…i think my favorite is the pumpkin cupcake with penuche frosting (for those of you who have had my vegan pumpkin cookies, i’m simply doing a cupcake version – soooo good).  we also had an idea for a white cake with raspberry filling and lemon frosting i will start to post pics as soon as we start baking – this weekend, i think!

 

blast from the past March 11, 2008

Filed under: my stuff — lalaliz @ 1:34 am
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just a few things i miss about the good ol’ days:

smurfs, fraggle rock, and the monchichis. my cabbage patch kid preemie. emmett otter’s jugband christmas. lunchboxes. madonna circa “papa don’t preach” – i had no idea what the song was about, but i loved the music video. skidz pants, stirrup pants, and lycra bike shorts (for everyday wear). not having to wear a bra. looking forward to getting my first period – wtf was i thinking?. luke skywalker and the ewoks. sunday night disney movies on abc. my brownies uniform. the book fair at school. not having to pay rent. not having any concept of what schmucks men can be. he-man and she-ra. making my barbies pretend to have sex – not to mention the barbie pool! nkotb, tiffany, and belinda carlisle.

 

smelly feet March 11, 2008

Filed under: blabber — lalaliz @ 1:05 am
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so i’m sitting on my couch, watching the godfather and catching up on emails. and all i can smell is feet. like, dirty foot stank. i checked, and i don’t think it’s me. but no one else is in the room. i’m mystified about where this odor could be coming from.

p.s. al pacino used to be such a hottie. too bad he’s lost his looks, he looks like he’s been “rode hard, put away wet” as my dear friend megan likes to say about skanky women,

 

for alicia March 6, 2008

Filed under: the hotness — lalaliz @ 4:18 pm
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too bad you can see his wedding band…way to ruin the fantasy!

 

 
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